Sometimes when I am traveling through this beautiful city, something magical catches my eye and I’m like YUP and move on….. but I’ve wasted too many opportunities. I’m stopping now, goddamit.

Below you can find alt text descriptions of my most recent #phindings. 

A book called "Raised Catholic (Can You Tell?)" with the tagline "Odds are, if you were raised Catholic, everyone can tell"). no comment.

A free mug left out on someone’s front stoop in an old blundstone box.  The mug reads “There is no force equal to that of a determined woman”. 

A jolly rancher sour gummies display box upside down on the sidewalk. In ball point pen, “DEAD RAT UNDER THIS BOX. SORRY :(“ sorry indeed. Tail and snout (opposite ends, ofc ) visible for proof of rat. :( no proof of life :(

A chess social night flyer with a graphic image of a rook with voluptuous breasts. Sultry. 8/31 at PHS if anyone is enticed ;)

A sign on someone’s window, “This is an art therapy project. Please feel free to add or swap things. Please don’t remove things without contributing in some way. Leave it better than you found it. Thank you :)”  seems like an awful lot of stipulations. Anywho, here is a list of objects that were sitting on the window sill for the taking IF you were able to made an adequate trade. 
          -A rubber duck wearing glasses from the tutoring center at Arcadia University.       Go Knights!
          -a green and yellow Parasaurolophus toy with a piece of masking tape that said “DO NOT TAKE” 
         -a metallic Mickey Mouse ring. Tacky
         -an ooshies collectible of Kristoff from Frozen ™. 
         -a local 25 union pin. Solidarity ✊
         - what I presume to be an old drink stopper that you get from coffee shops so your hot drinks don’t spill. Aka straight up trash—NOT following instructions 😡
          -a slushy cup with baby yoda on it (miniature)
          -a tiny green box “she believed she could, sushi did” okay 
          -a tiny red box “you’re no.1” 
          -a VERY small green duck 
          -intricately designed metal turtle-- “you’re turtley awesome” on the shell. 
          -decorative coaster with mandala design
          -Chapa Rebelión Científica pin. (Look it up, I’m not Google)
          -captain America shield (miniature)
          -blue bead necklace 
          -jade stone 
          -David Farber ASPIRE center bracelet 💔❤️‍🩹
          -seashell