Running list of Summer 2026 watermelons

1. 6/13/26 8/10 on the small side but sweet. relatively good crunch.

2. 6/23 6/10 feels like a harsh rating and worried I’m hurting the feelings of this personified watermelon….. but it’s not the best. Flavorless and texture is off. Still ate it.

3. 7/7 7.25/10 decent flavor and texture overall but had to cut away a few seedy areas that were mealy for my liking. I hate waste

4. 7/29 TBD

Last year I single-handedly ate like 10 watermelons. My wife ™ claims she was eating them too but I know she would eat like 3 bites of every third watermelon and then got “too full”. I had to pee constantly but that’s the price to pay. This summer I slowed down a bit, still trying to chase the high of last year’s streak but also being realistic that I can never recreate what I once had.